KITCH-EN GALLERY

Writing a bio in the third person will only present you with an exaggerated perception of what I think of myself. I could give you a historic synopsis of characterisation and the ever so desired breakdown of medium, influence and message but rather than regurgitate regurgitations I’ll let the work speak for itself. For those who become itchy and begin to lose sleep you may contact my secretary, who genuinely believes she lives in the 50s. She drinks milkshakes instead of coffee and fashions purple glasses with diamond sparkles. She loves to chat and will endeavour to answer any curiosities that have you hanging on the edge of your seat.

I will tell you one thing though just so you’re not left too disheartened; Myneandyours traces the progression of my work since I was able to fashion a pencil out of timber wood and finally gather enough courage to do something to help relieve the mess within my head. In my futile attempt at entertainment I hope I haven’t come across as too pretentious. Reading this back I think I have. Anyways, this is my life. I don’t feel well.